This post will make absolutely no sense if you are not enrolled at VCP

So if it doesn't make sense, ignore it altogether. That's my strategy to cram stuff in the day before exam actually. When cramming logic goes out the door for me.
Ok on with the unplanned post. Who thinks that a certain lecturer looks like Janis Joplin?

I do. But then again, I also said that the same lecturer looked like Ugly Betty earlier this year. Maybe I just make weird connections.

Monday tid bits

If you haven't noticed yet, change of template yet again. You might think that nothing changed much but the experience resembled what you would feel sitting in a toilet after a week or more of taking Panadeine following wisdom teeth extraction (I was trying to figure a cooler way to say "pain in the ass" and I arrived at "pain in the rectum" or "bad case of constipation". I am just so original). For someone who doesn't know a whole lot about codes I'm doing OK.

Today's WTFs taken straight out of TheAge:
Gay republicans. Is this some sort of oxymoron? This is from the article about a senator quitting over men's room sex scandal. So people really do hit on other people in the toilet, I thought that is some sort of porn myth.

Remind me why did the Korean missionaries go to Afghanistan in the first place? Because I thought that what missionaries do is try to convert other people to their religion right? What's the point of going to Afghanistan to convert people when there are still people in Korea that are not Christian?

There about 9 million Protestants and 5.5 million Catholics in this country of 49 million people.

Why go to a foreign country when there are 34.5 million people waiting to be converted at home? These missionaries are daft in more ways than one.

Awesome band names:

• Holy Fuck. I'm being serious, there is a band called Holy Fuck and their music is really good, fits the name. If the goal of a band's name is to attract listeners then this is probably the best name ever. It worked on me, I checked out this band only on the merit of their awesome name. Is there a band called Holy Shit?
  
• Streptococci in chains. A band name I thought up during a lecture. Does this name make you wanna go: "holy fuck, that is one bad name"?

Random microbiology fact:
Streptococci are Gram positive cocci which are usually in chains.

The idea generator

So I've been suffering from blogger's block. Ok, I'm over-dramatising this, as if blogging is like writing a book, you're only writing about your life. Anyhow, I haven't been writing very regularly but still much more regular than when I study for exams. So today I decided to do a post one something. Here are my possible ideas:

1. A review of The Bourne Ultimatum
   
2. A post about The Boy Who Cried Overshot
   
3. A rambling about how Atheism is the new "in" thing
   
4. Link to the new Britney Spears' single
   

I thought that none of those would work out fine so I didn't write anything about them, but now that I've typed up the above list, some are quite good actually. Ok back to the point of this post. I was out of ideas (or so I thought), what do you do when you're out of ideas? You go to some random idea generator to generate um... ideas. That's what I did. I went to this site, I went in looking for ideas, I left without even an idea but with maybe some understanding why people like to throw their money into poker machines.

The first lot of randomly strung together words I got was: expensive temporary food. Huhm, this can work out, I can write about expensive food that only satisfy your hunger temporarily, you know those fancy restaurants that serve tiny morsels of food? I can write about that, in fact I think I just did. This would be the length of the post, this paragraph.

The second lot of words: exclusive tubular instrument. Yeah right, the only thing that's remotely tubular within my sight is a glue stick. Next.

That's when I got in a row: jewel encrusted inflatable toy, erotic holographic apparatus and medieval rural sex
toy. Am I the only one who thinks that this "random" word generator is awfully randomly sexually oriented? That was when I thought to myself that it would be great if this generator can "randomly" generate the phrase "jewel encrusted erotic sex toy". I believed that it could so I embarked on clicking the shuffle button until I got the result I wanted. The closest I got to my goal was this.

It took ages and ages to finally arrive at the above phrase. But the result was sort of satisfying, which is why I said that I understand why people would want to gamble. Money falling out of a poker machine would probably be much more satisfying than getting a phrase that you want. After I got that I realized that you can choose the phrase yourself by clicking on the arrows

above and bellow the words. Duh!

blah blah blah

Question: Is this another atheist rant?
Answer: no, are you disappointed? The truth is, I can't just rant on and on about the nonexistence of god. That's a bit weird. Can't I just state that god does not exist and move on to some other topics? But don't be discouraged, I'll be back with a vengence before long
Question: Are you gonna talk about "crises" again? Don't get me wrong, I love your wits and all but you suck when you talk about politics.
Answer: well thank you! I'm extremely motivated by your question and I will treat you to another crisis post. No, really, do you really need ME to tell you about thing that you can read in the newspaper?
Question: So what the heck are you gonna write about?
Answer: um... something?

So I've come to this point in blogging when I have absolutely nothing to talk about. Isn't that sad? the 3vil g3nius has nothing to talk about. Let's talk about what I'm doing now.

• I'm on a break, a break that will end this week. Grrr, I hate uni. Have I told you how much I hate uni? May be not. Here's a piece of wisdom from a one-semester uni veteran: uni sucks.
• I'm reading a psychology book and it's one of the reasons why uni sucks. I have to do psychology next semester and write an essay. You know I just love essays. Anyhow, I'm convinced that Freud, for all his genius, was sexually frustrated. Extremely so. Read his Psychoanalytical personality theory. He made everyone out to be seeking to have sex and produce offsprings. What's with the Oepidus complex? That's just sick! I get the Id, ego and superego theory. It's neat but sex motivates everything? That's just too sick! How does he explain homosexual people then? No, don't answer that.
• I'm sleeping 12 hours a day. The problem with sleeping so much is that when you wake up all you want is to go back to sleep. Sleeping is my absolute favourite hobby. For me sleep can solve everything. Some people turn to food or drugs or whatever for comfort, I turn to sleep. At least I won't be a drug junkie or an obese person right? See I do see the brighter sides of things from time to time.