What is GOD?

I think all the time, sometimes it's about inconsequential things like "Do blind people step on dogshit more often?" and sometimes it's about deep profound stuff like "What is the meaning of life?". Today was one of those profound stuffs day.

What one does when one's almost comatose by a lecture and one has been reading The God Delusion is to think about God, naturally. The question has been on my mind for a couple of days actually, what is god exactly? Then I had an epiphany this morning, in between Beta decay and Positron decay, God is backward DOG. Coincidence? I think not!

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I found this joke from www.2laugh.com, warning: no kids allow here.

Meeting Santa

A beautiful innocent young lady wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down
the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away."

Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile; just stay for a while..."

Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay." Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...."

Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my willy this way!!!"