What is GOD?

I think all the time, sometimes it's about inconsequential things like "Do blind people step on dogshit more often?" and sometimes it's about deep profound stuff like "What is the meaning of life?". Today was one of those profound stuffs day.

What one does when one's almost comatose by a lecture and one has been reading The God Delusion is to think about God, naturally. The question has been on my mind for a couple of days actually, what is god exactly? Then I had an epiphany this morning, in between Beta decay and Positron decay, God is backward DOG. Coincidence? I think not!