"the END of ..." conversation

Me: The world. It's the end of the world.

Alter ego: It's the start of you being a big cry baby

Me: it is the end of the world as I know it.

Alter ego: which is?

Me: get up late, read books till I run out of either energy or books, go to bed late.

Alter ego: I rest my case. You are, most definitely, a BIG cry baby.

Me: so what I'm just nuturing my inner child.

Alter ego: more like your inner and outer cry baby for crying out loud!

Me [mumbling]: who's crying now?