things you can do with an ipod

Those mofos at Apple keep changing the ipod, I really don't know what you can do with them anymore, I heard you can make toast with them, I also heard that you can rape someone with an ipod. Don't know about the toast making ability of ipods but I have proof of the rape-committing ability of ipods straight from a mother of a victim.


I know it's a misspelling of "rapt" but that is funny. What can be funnier? Well misspelling the Rapture into the Rapedture would be funny considering what the Rapture is actually about.

In other news, I'm going to a concert tomorrow, I'm rapt raped with excitement.