This should cheer Jacob up

Ok, so who is Jacob? Are you kidding me? He's running for President of the US. Nah, just joking, Jacob's only a cool dude from Bent My Wookie where I frequent.

The thing is Jacob is trying to over the uni offer blue. Cheer up Jacob, you're not missing out on anything. I'm telling you this from the infinite wisdom of a soon-to-be second year uni student: UNI SUCKS.

Also, I found this rare gem of wisdom from Bowling For Soup. And I do mean "rare" when I said rare. You normally don't find anything that resembles wisdom in Bowling For Soup's songs.