news headlines

May be it's just me but are these news headlines hilarious?

• Dog food takes years off your pet's life. What about food that take years off your life like macdonal's??
• Man viciously stabbed to death in a karaoke bar. Gee, people seem to be able to be stabbed to death anywhere these days, first there was a stabbing on a train platform and then there's a stabbing in a train station toilet, now a karaoke bar. We can't even piss in peace these days.