the LITTLE things: what my ipod thinks about my life

Questions courtesy of Ritha K. This is quite fun actually, just put my ipod, which holds approximately 2500 songs on shuffle and ask a question. Whatever song title came up became the answer. Easy!
However, some of the answers are seriously weird. The stuff in the <> brackets are my attempted interpretation of the answers

How am I feeling today?
Everyday is exactly the same - NIN

<how fitting?>

Will I get far in life?
seeing angels - the john butler trio

<translation: not far at all considering there is no such things as angels>

How do my friends see me?
dark waltz - hayley westenera

Where will I get Married?
sometimes when it rains - secret garden

<damn you ipod, I asked you where, not when>

What is my best friend's theme song?
square one - coldplay

What is the story of my life?
en el generalife - manuel de falla

<it's all Spanish to me!!>

What is/was highschool like?
moonlight (presto) - Beethoven

How can I get ahead in life?
say anything - good charlotte

<what kind of an advice is this, just "say anything" to get ahead in life??>

What is the best thing about me?
like an angel passing through - ABBA

<ooh, I'm "like an angel passing though".>

How is today going to be?
agoraphobia - Incubus

<definition of agoraphobia: Irrational fear of being in a situation where escape is difficult or impossible. So I'm going to be paranoid today.>

What is in store for this weekend?
antidote - the hives

<possible interpretation: I might be bitten by a poisonous creature like a snake but antidote will be at hand hence I might survive>

What song describes my parents?
pour en arriver la - Dalida

<translation: to arrive from there. Frankly this doesn't make sense, maybe it's all french to my ipod too.>

To describe my grandparents?
Izzo/In the end - Jay-Z and Linkin Park

<this is wack>

How is my life going?
Vivace (adagio) - Arcangelo Corelli

What song will they play at my funeral?
always - Blink182

<always what? always nice, always nasty, always dead?>

How does the world see me?
Nice guys finish last - Greenday

<interpretation: I'm a nice person but I won't get far in life?>

Will I have a happy life?
In this world (murder) - Good Charlotte

<ie. No I won't be happy in life>

What do my friends really think of me?
sing for absolution - Muse

<they think they should "sing for [my] absolution"? do I have that much sins?>

Do people secretly lust after me?
Hold on - Good charlotte

<so I should wait to see if people secretly lust after me?>

How can I make myself happy?
all you wanted - Michelle Branch

<true, true, I will be happy if I get "all [I] wanted">

What should I do with my life?
Ourselves - Ayumi Hamasaki

Will I ever have children?
Violent Pornography - System of a down

<um, no comment>

What is some good advice for me?
This grudge - Alanis Morissette

<hold a grudge??>

How will I be remembered?
Sonnet - the Verve

<there will be a sonnet about me?>

What is my signature dancing song?
Je pense a toi - Francois Michael

What do you think my current theme song is?
How does it feel? - Avril Lavigne

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
A.D.I.D.A.S - Korn

<no comment considering ADIDAS in this song stands for "all day I dream about sex">

What type of men/women do I like?
La Isla Bonita - Madonna

<translation: the pretty island. So I like the pretty, distant type of person?>

So howss that? I've discovered a few songs I never knew I had during the process. That's the problem of having a HDD music player, you never get to listen to all of the songs.