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Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible and loosely translated reads:
'All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental'.

Only there's no such news. Aren't you disappointed? Wouldn't it be fun if one day we find out that the Holy Bible is just fiction and we've been worshipping a fictitous character for over 2000 years? Yeah, that'll be fun.