Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentine's Day

I must say this is not my favourite day of the year, my usual favourite day of the year is the day before Valentine's day. Why? It's quite obvious really. Guess, I'll give you a hint: my star sign is Aquarius.

Back to Valentine's day. It's not my favourite day because I think it's over-rated. Why do you just have to be extra romantic on a designated day every year? If you're in love any day can be a romantic day.

Also, I believe that Valentine's day is just an excuse for people who have somebody to rub it in for single people. Like we haven't had enough with putting up with you kissing and groping on the train. One good thing about being single though, you don't have to worry about the romantic gifts and meals for the other possible half. We can wallow in our singleness with discounted chocolate [hey, is that why single people are fat?].

Anyhow, here's my Valentine's Day gift to all those people who are in a relationship.

It's morbid I know but look at it this way, those skeletons are about 5000-6000 years old, they are believed to be the remains of a man and a woman and they are found "locked in an embrace" 40 kilometers south of Verona, the city where Shakespeare set "Romeo and Juliet". The good news is so far no Creationist has stepped up and say those are skeletons of Adam and Eve as the time frame fits the 6000-year-old Earth story.

Happy Valentine's Day!

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